I learned pretty early in life not to take pride in things I had no control over. Took me a little longer to realize I didn't have to be ashamed of the same things.
Now I realize that school spirit is a pretty goofy thing to some people, but I’ll tell you something: I hate Duke with an infernal passion undying. I hate every leaf of every tree on that sickening campus. I hate every fake cherub Gothic piece of crap that litters the buildings like hemorrhoidal testaments to imagined superiority. When I see those Dookie boneheads shoe-polishing their faces navy blue on television, squandering their parents’ money with their fratty elitist bad sportsmanship antics and Saab stories, I want to puke all over Durham.
The turnout at the vigil held at UNC, Chapel Hill. Had a friend at UNC light a candle for me from here at Ohio State. Such a tragedy, such a waste of 3 kind lives. May they rest in peace.